Thursday, October 14, 2021

Let's hope Joe Miner stays the way he is

Joe Miner, image taken from S&T website

After hearing news about sports team names and athletic mascots that offend people enough to be eliminated and erased from memory, we’re concerned about the future of the mascot of our local university, Missouri University of Science and Technology.

We’re proud to have that engineering campus here, a university that started out as the Missouri School of Mines.

The teams are known as the Miners or the Lady Miners, and the school’s mascot is a character named Joe Miner.

Of course, Joe Miner attends games to support the team, and he occasionally is seen at community events. We enjoy watching kids react to the big fellow.

But look closely at Joe Miner and you’ll see several things wrong with him.

For one thing, he’s a man. We recall reading about the controversy surrounding a “cowboy” mascot at another university because such a character excludes the female students. It troubles us that someone might find Joe offensive because he is a manly man. Just look at that smoothly-shaved face and that strong jaw and chin..

For another thing, he carries a pistol. This is an homage to the days of mining in the west, we suppose, but now, a pistol-packing man on a campus is a frightful sight.

Joe also is wearing a cowboy hat, a relic that brings up the term cowboy again. He is not wearing a woolen stocking cap or a beret, both of which seem to be preferred by today’s young men.

On a related note, he is wearing boots, footwear for rough rubes. Today’s college boys wear sneakers or sandals, signs of their gentleness.

Joe is also carrying a giant slide rule and a pick. What in the world for? Shouldn’t he simply be carrying a cell phone -- and looking at it, both thumbs working the keys -- instead, to be reflective of today’s culture?

And, of course, he lacks melanin.

The description of Joe on the school’s website is also troubling to some, we fear. It describes Joe Miner as “rugged and individualistic” and a character who evokes “the spirit of the old west and the determination to succeed.”

Make no mistake, we here at The Ozarks Almanac like a character that looks like a man, dresses like a man and carries a firearm. We believe in the value of rugged individualism and in determination to succeed. We also are fond of the spirit of the Old West and The Cowboy Way.

But we wonder when Joe is going to be targeted by people who are offended and replaced with someone or something more "inclusive." We wonder when the S&T Miners will be replaced by the S&T Social Justice Warriors—and what that mascot might look like on the sidelines of a football game.

Let's all hope that never happens. 

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