We're getting a lot of newcomers from other states moving into Missouri, especially the Ozarks where land is cheaper than wherever it is they came from.
I'm trying hard to "embrace" these city folks, so in the spirit of warm-welcoming, I offer these rules for new residents passed along to me by my buddy Dave Davidson from over in Newburg. I don't know where he got these rules for city folks to live by when they move to the country, but I like them a lot. Here they are:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.