Monday, July 13, 2009

Give till it hurts

Received in my e-mail:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going
into downtown Chicago. Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window. The driver rolls
down his window and asks, ''What
happened, what's the hold up?''

''Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama,
Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy
Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse
Jackson and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are
going from car to car, taking up a collection.''

The driver asks, ''On average, how much is
everyone giving?''

''About a gallon.''

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