Friday, May 29, 2009

Queer turn of events

Out on the Left Coast, California's Supreme Court has upheld that state's decision by voters to ban homosexual marriage, although those "couples" already "married" may stay wed legally.

Meanwhile in the Heartland of the United States, Iowa is marrying and giving in marriage, homosexual style.

Isn't it queer that the most liberal state has banned this perversion of marriage, yet here in so-called conservative "flyover country," homosexual "couples" are being courted?

Iowa used to be known only for its cornfields, acre after acre of them. Now it is also known as THE place to go for homosexual couples to get married.

The next time you meet someone from Iowa, you'll be able to say accurately, "Iowa, eh? I hear all they've got there is ears and queers. And I don't see any kernels on you."

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